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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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[exercise]

YOU'D LITERALLY BE ME AND ALLISON AND ISAAC
IF THAT EVENT NEVER HAPPENED
which is just the saddest thing :(

i'm really happy
i'm gonna kick you in the butt until you're happy too

1/2

[hypercompetent]

how would that work for you
scottandallisonandisaac kissin in a tree
one of you would fall out

he so did not!!! nuh uh i refuse
she had that scientist dude in the movie
aw shucks i'd bromarry you too we could have a broneymoon in my basement with the new ps4 when we got home
it is the tragic life of a sidekick :P it's k i am down with it
i am gonna have so many boa constrictors

[hypercompetent]

that is super freakin hypothetical because it's never happening
in a million billion years
dude i'm gonna be really real here
i'm super happy you're happy i've never seen you happier in your life
and that's freakin awesome

but it's not gonna work out that way with this
and on the very offchance that it does i will even allow you to rub it in my face
there are way too many issues complicating it and only half of them are mine.

1/2 slowly dominates inbox

[exercise]

i could dangle from the branches!!

oh my god when we're not having a serious convo i'm gonna pull out some proof that shows velma and shaggy were in love oh my god just you wait

[exercise]

i mean
last i checked you weren't some crazy werewolf hunter
or some
uh
treehugger?????
evil voodoo witch thing
all the guy has left of his family is cora and peter
and we can basically cut that last one off the list because ew
i mean there's pack too but
erica and boyd are both
you know
it like losing a part of yourself like the dude is literally broken
all he has is me and isaac and cora left in his pack
our pack, i guess
maybe jackson but idk really

if you're gonna be thinking about derek's pov in all this
then i think it kinda comes down to that the dude could use some good in his life

and stiles stilinski is the best guy that i've ever known and ever will know hands down end of subject no ifs ands or buts

1/2; also yes that is completely as it should be

[hypercompetent]

the tarzan of the threesome world
we need a better name for you guys than a threesome
you're like a sandwich

scooby doo marathon? haha

[hypercompetent]

you are like
the best for pep talks
you know that right
you should look into being a life coach.

thanks, dude.
i don't think anything's gonna happen anytime soon
if it even did
it's
i've got a lot of my own shit to sort out
i don't
i really don't want to be his next mistake.
there was a ten year frickin plan for lyds after all :P