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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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[hypercompetent]

maybe she's a werecheetah haha
she'd probably join you in your friggin rumpus
but i've so got you

i could and would
don't doubt me i've had to get scott out of bed to go to school before

[triskeles]

That is the second time someone's mentioned werecheetahs.
But I highly doubt Paige is one.

You held me up in the pool but I doubt you could drag me.
I used to have to do that with Cora, though.

[hypercompetent]

yeah i heard it from isaac :P
work bitch
or something

yeah you're damn right i did
be impressed
you were heavy as fuck i'm gonna hold that (ha) over your head until we're 90
or i'm 90 and you're like old as balls
:P
dude you have to tell me as many embarrassing stories about her as possible

[triskeles]

Isaac usually sends me the strangest texts possible.
But the Britney texts were the most ridiculous ever.
He asked me if she was a kanima.

That's a really long time. I'd be almost a 100 in your years. [ BEING AN ASSHOLE. ]
I still think you should've run when I told you to, but I appreciate that you didn't.
So maybe I'll share some embarrassing stories about my baby sister.