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Stiles Stilinski ([personal profile] hypercompetent) wrote2013-05-05 06:58 pm
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Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!
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algidity: DO NOT STEAL ((-) Murderface)

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[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But it will be on equal level of horrible as this
Edited 2013-12-01 13:10 (UTC)
algidity: ((-) Can We Not?)

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[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
this being ME TEXTING YOU MID SEXUAL EXCURSION WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND TO TELL YOU TO STOP TEXTING HIM
algidity: DO NOT STEAL ((-) Wow That's Rank)

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[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
because now hes texting you instead of sexing me
algidity: ((-) On My Way To Earning An ASBO)

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[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
which TO BE CLEAR IS WHAT WAS HAPPENING BEFORE YOU TEXTED HIM
algidity: ((-) Irked)

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[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
and is now NOT HAPPENING
algidity: ((-) I'm Too Fab 4 Dis)

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[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
because you texted him FIFTY DAMN TIMES and he thought you were dying or something
algidity: DO NOT STEAL ((-) I Don't Care)

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[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
at this point you better either be dying or be being chased by someone or something trying to make sure you will be dying
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (oh lord i'm still not sure)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-12-01 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
i didn't text him fifty times i texted him nine times

[ /smartass ]

also it was totally an emergency
bros before
...
bros
betas??
bros before betas i like that better
THE POINT IS it was totally an emergency of dire proportions
algidity: ((/) So Not Gonna End Well)

[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
youre really not making me not want to be the thing chasing you to kill you any less.

what kind of emergency? Youre not hurt or anything are you?
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (cashing in my bad luck)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-12-01 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
an Emergency
i'm not dying
(or at least i'm not currently dead?? things may change in the next 24 hours depending on the person attacking me's reaction to my mouth)

[ by which he means his sarcasm. right?? right??? ]
Edited 2013-12-01 22:44 (UTC)
algidity: ((-) I'm Too Fab 4 Dis)

over protective puppy is a go

[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
youre not dying so i dont see why my sex life should be.

your mouth? like bad breath or??? who did you mouth off to? Is someone threatening you???
hypercompetent: <user name="harlem"> (i don't know why)

precious bab.

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-12-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
yes isaac, it's definitely my bad breath
it's ok, dude
just something i have to talk to scott about

seriously, i'm sorry for interrupting
we cool?

Edited 2013-12-01 22:52 (UTC)
algidity: ((/) Do I Look Like I'm Joking?)

fierce u mean

[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
everyone has a moment where they just need a mint.
yeah its alright.

are you sure youre okay?
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (and you need them just to get by)

much fierce. very roar.

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-12-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
you sound like an orbitz commercial

physically? yeah. i'll be okay eventually.
thanks man
i appreciate it
algidity: ((/) Look Down)

i will never not spam dsharms vines

[personal profile] algidity 2013-12-01 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Have a video clip of him muttering something about dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit and flashing a smile. Luckily he seems to at least pulled clothes on. ]

alright well scott said you guys are talking in the game room so uh

yknow
Edited (uvu) 2013-12-02 00:02 (UTC)
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