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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

Comments

9/10

[algidity]

because you texted him FIFTY DAMN TIMES and he thought you were dying or something

10/10

[algidity]

at this point you better either be dying or be being chased by someone or something trying to make sure you will be dying

[hypercompetent]

i didn't text him fifty times i texted him nine times

[ /smartass ]

also it was totally an emergency
bros before
...
bros
betas??
bros before betas i like that better
THE POINT IS it was totally an emergency of dire proportions

[algidity]

youre really not making me not want to be the thing chasing you to kill you any less.

what kind of emergency? Youre not hurt or anything are you?

[hypercompetent]

an Emergency
i'm not dying
(or at least i'm not currently dead?? things may change in the next 24 hours depending on the person attacking me's reaction to my mouth)

[ by which he means his sarcasm. right?? right??? ]

over protective puppy is a go

[algidity]

youre not dying so i dont see why my sex life should be.

your mouth? like bad breath or??? who did you mouth off to? Is someone threatening you???

precious bab.

[hypercompetent]

yes isaac, it's definitely my bad breath
it's ok, dude
just something i have to talk to scott about

seriously, i'm sorry for interrupting
we cool?

fierce u mean

[algidity]

everyone has a moment where they just need a mint.
yeah its alright.

are you sure youre okay?

much fierce. very roar.

[hypercompetent]

you sound like an orbitz commercial

physically? yeah. i'll be okay eventually.
thanks man
i appreciate it

i will never not spam dsharms vines

[algidity]

[ Have a video clip of him muttering something about dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit and flashing a smile. Luckily he seems to at least pulled clothes on. ]

alright well scott said you guys are talking in the game room so uh

yknow