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cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight

Yo, this is Stiles! I'm out saving the world or something, so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.

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Did you know Mary Margaret is Snow White???
???

dude what?!

i mean like
she seems kinda princessy
but
forreal??

Yeah the evil queen told me
but she's not really evil anymore

yeah she's snow white
but apparently she's kinda a jerk

have you seen my dad?

Uh uh.
you think he went home? :(

wait
the evil queen told you snow white was a jerk

that doesn't sound even remotely suspicious to you?

I don't know
maybe
I guess I just have to wait and see if he comes back

When you and Derek have some free time, could we all meet? Nothing is wrong but I do have something to talk with you both about.

I never did ask: were you the one to spike the punch, or was that one on someone else?

[ Does this even matter? No, but the event was, at the very least, a good one for them. He'll take what he can. ]

Sure thing! I am always down for more MM time :)

I will neither confirm nor deny that statement.

;)

You did, at least, partake in very spiked punch.
But I wouldn't be shocked if you were responsible for it.

Only a miscreant would influence the children. ;)
How was being a kid again?
I'm waiting for you to start complaining about being old and creaky.

Really. You're definitely a miscreant.
It was [ weird. a little painful in hindsight. ] interesting. I actually didn't go to homecoming at that age since it fell on a full moon.
But I think what got me was that we were the same age.

[ He's supposed to be walking the dog around-- which, to be fair, he is-- but he has a sudden realization when he looks at his phone. ]

Next week I'll have been here for a year.
For a place where time isn't fully linear, it goes by pretty quickly.

That was freakin weird, to be honest
You were so much less hairy :)

Oh yeah...I forgot you did that whole leave and come back thing.
it's kinda weird, right?
like we're not supposed to like it here, i don't think, but....

I forgot I apparently did that, too. [ Well, it's true in more ways than one. ]
Things happen, but it doesn't really bother me all that much that I've been here this long.
It's better than Beacon Hills, for the most part.

Don't remind me, my beard is a security blanket.
[ Can you hear his sarcasm over text Stiles. ]
I don't know if that was weirder or the grey hair was.

noted
ehhhh definitely the gray hair for me
then again i think i only went down like
a year
i literally didn't feel any different at all
(you're old)

yeah
same.
i guess it's kind of nice to know if someone dies here, they just come back

You said you liked the grey. [ Mock-petulant. ]
But thinking about it, I think being that age again was weirder. At least in hindsight.
That was almost a decade ago, and thank you for yet another reminder of how much older than you I am.

Except we can't die 5+ times, because we've seen what happens when we do.
As great as it is to be able to come back like that, not exactly worth that risk.

Did you ever play Plants vs Zombies.
Because that's what's happening outside right now.

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cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight

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congrats you broke the new inbox cherry....

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wow this is so late i'm sorry

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I'm tired but now I'm in a mood now so

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