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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

Comments

[exercise]

you'd better be typing up a message as we speak about how great it was etc etc etc
and how scott mccall, best friend and love expert, totally told you so
seriously
in your face

was his beard pokey and gross

1/2 again |D

[hypercompetent]

scott you are the opposite of a love expert
mister "AHHH I KISSED THEM BOTH WHAT DO I DO"
(actual quote)
i think we can both agree that we both suck at advising ourselves but not each other :P


iii that's your first question
forreal
no??
it was kinda scratchy

[hypercompetent]

i'm still a little in shock it happened to be totally honest dude

1/2 also c:

[exercise]

fine okay
i still told you so
and i think "i told you so" rights are something you gave me
you know
after you said it was never gonna happen
and all
:)

[exercise]

okay give me the details now that that's cleared up
who kissed who
did you talk about feelings
oh my god are you dating
call him right now
no tell me about it first and then call him

[hypercompetent]

idk if you can feel this through text
i hope you can after 10 years together
but i am rolling my eyes at you so hard right now
fine yes
you can have i told you so rights

[hypercompetent]

ohmygawd, becky, wellllll

dude
i don't know
i was a little preoccupied with the kissing part
and
yes?? a little
we talked about christmas
which was apparently a real shitfest?
i heard from everyone else that uh
back-to-the-future me was kind of nuts
which is unfortunate i really hope we changed that remind me not to die in the future
but
yeah
worked our shit out, i guess. for now.

1/2

[exercise]

wait okay
i swear to god you two
you're together??? like we can go one dates and stuff???
i mean not like you and me but like double dates
or
um???????? dates basically idk what you'd call it

2/3 OOP

[exercise]

oh my god what does working your shit out even mean
i'm going to shake you
did he mention the ghost things from christmas?
if so i'm sorry i didn't tell you i was kind of preoccupied with marriage and all
if not nvm don't ask

[exercise]

don't die in the future
that will make me :'(

1/2~

[hypercompetent]

i will try really hard not to die
trust me dude it is not my agenda of things to do

[ respond to the easiest part of that first?? RESPOND TO THE EASIEST PART ]

[hypercompetent]

working our shit out as in we hadn't like
talked
for a month
which was like 80% my fault
(20% because he sucks it talking
although i don't know why that surprised me
idk man)

[hypercompetent]

i think we're date-ing
but we're not dating
if that
makes any sense???

1/2 probably

[exercise]

what

shows off new icons c: c: c:

[exercise]

okay actually it does make sense but
no nope wrong beep beep you are incorrect

you guys are totally bumping nasties in the future
just saying
give him the d but not until he puts a ring on it
or something
omgggg please tell me what he said
your moles are so cute and i love you so much
right right right right
>:{)}

ehehehe preens

[hypercompetent]

bumping nasties is the actual grossest way to put that
like it makes me not want to do it it's that bad
i'm already a virgin why not go the whole abstinence route right

dude it wasn't that exciting i promise oh my god
it was more me apologizing for being a dumbass than anything
and then i left to help you with the fireworks
and when i came back i just.
yeah
kissed him i guess

fluffs ur butt

[exercise]

does that mean you do want to do it if i call it like
sex
do you want to do the sex with derek
i'm so proud i could cry
( wait until marriage )

did he apologize too?? he should have apologized for being dumb also
yooooooooo *my man*
we're going to have to start calling you rob thomas
because that was
smooth

doki doki uwu (1/2)

[hypercompetent]

do the sex
dude you are like 0 for 2 today
i want to do the sex with a lot of things like scarlett johansson
...but
i guess that list is just a lot more exclusive now
if you know what i mean
haha

he did, yeah
it was a good old self-hating talk all around
but things are good
like really good

[hypercompetent]

oh my god dude
coming from the guy with a bf and a gf :P
you can be rob thomas i'll be santana
(not the cheerleader the old guitar dude)

1/3

[exercise]

dude everyone wants to do scarlett johansson she doesn't even count
but aww that's so cute
you know how i don't have to see you to know when you're rolling your eyes?
i ALSO don't have to see you to know there's itty bitty hearts in them
awwwwww

[exercise]

omg maybe your bad guitar skills could distract from my bad voice
it'd be like a trainwreck everyone would love us

[exercise]

also
you're sure not the cheerleader?
derek might be into that
it could get you to the sex faster
;)

1/2........ i think

[hypercompetent]

2 4 6 8 what do we appreciate
the end of stiles' virginity
gooooo team

NO ONE SAW THAT 2/4

[hypercompetent]

i am not sacrificing my masculinity for that
besides that much probably isn't happening for forever
hello vaguely rape-y english teacher + not so vaguely statutory rape-y kate argent
but to sound like the world's biggest cliche
it'll be worth the wait.

[hypercompetent]

epic sweet making out though :)