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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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fluffs ur butt

[exercise]

does that mean you do want to do it if i call it like
sex
do you want to do the sex with derek
i'm so proud i could cry
( wait until marriage )

did he apologize too?? he should have apologized for being dumb also
yooooooooo *my man*
we're going to have to start calling you rob thomas
because that was
smooth

doki doki uwu (1/2)

[hypercompetent]

do the sex
dude you are like 0 for 2 today
i want to do the sex with a lot of things like scarlett johansson
...but
i guess that list is just a lot more exclusive now
if you know what i mean
haha

he did, yeah
it was a good old self-hating talk all around
but things are good
like really good

[hypercompetent]

oh my god dude
coming from the guy with a bf and a gf :P
you can be rob thomas i'll be santana
(not the cheerleader the old guitar dude)

1/3

[exercise]

dude everyone wants to do scarlett johansson she doesn't even count
but aww that's so cute
you know how i don't have to see you to know when you're rolling your eyes?
i ALSO don't have to see you to know there's itty bitty hearts in them
awwwwww

[exercise]

omg maybe your bad guitar skills could distract from my bad voice
it'd be like a trainwreck everyone would love us

[exercise]

also
you're sure not the cheerleader?
derek might be into that
it could get you to the sex faster
;)

1/2........ i think

[hypercompetent]

2 4 6 8 what do we appreciate
the end of stiles' virginity
gooooo team

NO ONE SAW THAT 2/4

[hypercompetent]

i am not sacrificing my masculinity for that
besides that much probably isn't happening for forever
hello vaguely rape-y english teacher + not so vaguely statutory rape-y kate argent
but to sound like the world's biggest cliche
it'll be worth the wait.

[hypercompetent]

epic sweet making out though :)

[hypercompetent]

ps: we could call ourselves the trainwreck twosome let's do it

pps: scarjo was the love of my life she played natasha romanoff okay that was a very real thing