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Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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[ Ready for the most subtle thing ever? ]

So. Wolves.

[ Y e p ]

do you have a minute?

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( which may or may not be a picture of isaac playing with the kitten ~~hint: it is and it's also scott's background~~ )

isaac is busy with the kitty! maybe we could have bro time?

[ PROBABLY FIRST DAY OF EVENT like right at the beginning. ]

did you see the network?

[ a.k.a. people are killing each other and we should all pick a room to bunker down in ]

so isaac kissed me
let that sink in

you good?

Stilinski.

I don't remember this much romantic drama when I was in high school.
Is this considered the norm now?

did you know pain is french for bread???
like how hardcore is that
i wanna eat some pain
french is so badass

more importantly
( actually not, that sort of blew my mind )
the closet spit out a britney spears cd
from the future

so weird????????

have you seen lydia?

[ The most important thing here is that Scott sends an attached, shirtless image of himself. Which may be nice under ordinary circumstances, nice if it weren't for the deep gashes spiraling up his torso, up to his neck. They're still bleeding out, staining the top of his sweatpants with blood, obviously left untreated - and Scott plans to keep it that way.

There another image. A smiling picture, and three scratches crossing over Scott's cheek. ]

FW: haha, gues who got out??
i put the bitch back in the cage though

[ Okay he's sort of (unsure) right now but he's going to send this to Stiles offhandedly because snarking at Stiles is normal and that would be nice to have in this lunacy. ]

Scott has no idea who Ivan Drago is.
Or Rocky, for that matter.
Did he live under a rock back home.

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!!

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WE TRUE HOMIES

WE RIDE TOGETHER.

WE DIE TOGETHER.

send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.

[ After this. Derek doesn't anticipate an answer for a while, considering who he's texting, but still. ]

Are you busy today?

so isaac loves me
like that's a thing that happened

So.

I'm okay. Is that something a horror movie protag says?

guess who has two thumbs and is the luckiest werewolf in the world

I dont care what youre texting Scott about but if you dont stop

if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?

where are you

Where are you?

[ "So, I get I told you so rights, right?"

"No idea what you mean."

"First comes love - " ]

I don't know when you're going to come back.
When you do, I doubt you'll remember anything that happened while you were gone.
But when you're here again, we need to talk.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw you were totally using tongue i saw
lucky derek

are you from the future?

[ so someone is a stress baker. and after that whole angels event and henry being an older man and everything, mary margaret has a lot of stress to bake out. ]

What is your favorite type of cookie? Or cake? Or any kind of baked goods, really. Also, do you drink coffee or hot chocolate?

Edited (EXCUSE ME ICON) 2014-02-06 22:32 (UTC)

don't go outside. there's a killer around.

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