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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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[triskeles]

But *Stiles*.
Life would be so much easier.

[hypercompetent]

and hairier
and more rabbit eating
it sounds like your perfect life dude
live and be free
never wear clothes again

[ wow no not thinking about derek naked now ]

and you can't go anyway
because if i have to suffer in this hellhole i'm dragging you kicking and screaming with me
:)

[ also he'd miss you so ]

[triskeles]

I leave my cat to you.
Make sure to take good care of her while I'm gone.
That life just isn't right for someone so young.

Like you could actually drag me.

[ he won't leave for long he'd miss bickerflirting if he did ]

[hypercompetent]

maybe she's a werecheetah haha
she'd probably join you in your friggin rumpus
but i've so got you

i could and would
don't doubt me i've had to get scott out of bed to go to school before

[triskeles]

That is the second time someone's mentioned werecheetahs.
But I highly doubt Paige is one.

You held me up in the pool but I doubt you could drag me.
I used to have to do that with Cora, though.

[hypercompetent]

yeah i heard it from isaac :P
work bitch
or something

yeah you're damn right i did
be impressed
you were heavy as fuck i'm gonna hold that (ha) over your head until we're 90
or i'm 90 and you're like old as balls
:P
dude you have to tell me as many embarrassing stories about her as possible

[triskeles]

Isaac usually sends me the strangest texts possible.
But the Britney texts were the most ridiculous ever.
He asked me if she was a kanima.

That's a really long time. I'd be almost a 100 in your years. [ BEING AN ASSHOLE. ]
I still think you should've run when I told you to, but I appreciate that you didn't.
So maybe I'll share some embarrassing stories about my baby sister.