hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (save that for the)
Stiles Stilinski ([personal profile] hypercompetent) wrote2013-05-05 06:58 pm
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Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!
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hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (i'll try to be satisfied)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
but if you send me one more picture about how great your sex life is i am going to stuff wolfsbane in your gym socks
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[personal profile] exercise 2013-11-26 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
man you hate hearing it so much that you'd touch my gym socks :(
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[personal profile] exercise 2013-11-26 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
but
stiles stilinski
broest of bros
amigo de amigos

:D
:D :D :D :D
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (and you need them just to get by)

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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
okay no see here's the thing
i totally would be down to listening to it
every sordid detail!
even if it meant i could literally never look isaac in the eye again!
(i already hit that stage with allison and we got over it it's ok)
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (these words are all i have)

2/3 i lied

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I'M STILL NOT GETTING ANY
hypercompetent: <user name="corelite"> (break up.)

...i may have lied again 3/4

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
i almost died because i wasn't getting any!!!!!!
literally
my status as a loser virgin almost got me sacrificed
hypercompetent: <user name="vertigo" site="insanejournal.com"> (drug use drug use)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...................................... sigh ]

alright fine lay it on me
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[personal profile] exercise 2013-11-26 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
WELL you will be happy to know he haven't actually had sex yet
you know like all together
i mean i could give you the deets on one of the times i did isaac but idk

i just wanted to say that the three of us are like an official thing now
c:
it was really mushy and cute and you'd hate it
exercise: (‽ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ)

[personal profile] exercise 2013-11-26 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
also do you want me to set up flyers or something for you to lose your virginity
i mean i can make it happen
but virginity is important
pop that cherry with someone you love, you know
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (well that is it guys)

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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
dude
okay just as a note saying "who's the luckiest werewolf in the world" and providing a shirtless picture with sex hair
typically implies lots of sex just happened
thus the phrase get lucky

but seriously man that's different
are you ready for this
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (and when i hear a song)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
CONGRATS ON THE THREESOME
( except in the romantic gushy way not the sexy way )
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (and the con that)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-26 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
seriously man, that's awesome
i'm really happy for you
i would light you fireworks if i could




so not the point here okay the point here is your happiness
(and also the fact that i'm not dead so it's a-ok)
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