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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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[exercise]

also do you want me to set up flyers or something for you to lose your virginity
i mean i can make it happen
but virginity is important
pop that cherry with someone you love, you know

1/3

[hypercompetent]

dude
okay just as a note saying "who's the luckiest werewolf in the world" and providing a shirtless picture with sex hair
typically implies lots of sex just happened
thus the phrase get lucky

but seriously man that's different
are you ready for this

[hypercompetent]

CONGRATS ON THE THREESOME
( except in the romantic gushy way not the sexy way )

[hypercompetent]

seriously man, that's awesome
i'm really happy for you
i would light you fireworks if i could




so not the point here okay the point here is your happiness
(and also the fact that i'm not dead so it's a-ok)