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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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[hypercompetent]

[ ...................................... sigh ]

alright fine lay it on me

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[exercise]

WELL you will be happy to know he haven't actually had sex yet
you know like all together
i mean i could give you the deets on one of the times i did isaac but idk

i just wanted to say that the three of us are like an official thing now
c:
it was really mushy and cute and you'd hate it

[exercise]

also do you want me to set up flyers or something for you to lose your virginity
i mean i can make it happen
but virginity is important
pop that cherry with someone you love, you know

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[hypercompetent]

dude
okay just as a note saying "who's the luckiest werewolf in the world" and providing a shirtless picture with sex hair
typically implies lots of sex just happened
thus the phrase get lucky

but seriously man that's different
are you ready for this

[hypercompetent]

CONGRATS ON THE THREESOME
( except in the romantic gushy way not the sexy way )

[hypercompetent]

seriously man, that's awesome
i'm really happy for you
i would light you fireworks if i could




so not the point here okay the point here is your happiness
(and also the fact that i'm not dead so it's a-ok)