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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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[hypercompetent]

[ nope no idea what you're talking about buddy ]


i've seen it a million times because scott and i watched it after his parents got divorced

[ OH GOD
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FUCK OH GOD ABORT ABORT ABORT ]


dude tell me about it

[ NAILED IT???? ]

[triskeles]

I guess if it helped out after that I can get it.

[ But romcoms.
... LEOSQUINT. ]

You too, huh.

[ LEOSQUIIIIINT. ]

[hypercompetent]

and an unhealthy amount of oreos

[ NO FUCK FUCK FUCK ]

i dunno

[ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ]

[triskeles]

Oreos and Titanic. That's some combination.

[


He is so done with all of you. ]

I have the strangest feeling all of you have gone crazy.
This must be what happens when you adopt teenagers into your pack.

[hypercompetent]

try it sometime. it's the magic scott fixer. :P

i have no idea what you're talking about
*i* am completely of sane mind right now
idk about the rest of these people

[ PLAY IT COOL STILES PLAY IT COOL ]

[triskeles]

I'll make note of it if he breaks.

[ If he doesn't try to break his face. ]

The rest of these people have gone crazy, then.
I'm going to become a full-fledged hermit out in the woods.
Again.

[hypercompetent]

and you'd progressed so far
we got you into a real house and everything

[triskeles]

I'm due for a nice bout of regression.
Maybe I'll go the whole mile and live off the land, far from the mansion.
It seems like it'd be safer there.

[hypercompetent]

don't go full wolfman
you never go full wolfman

[triskeles]

But *Stiles*.
Life would be so much easier.

[hypercompetent]

and hairier
and more rabbit eating
it sounds like your perfect life dude
live and be free
never wear clothes again

[ wow no not thinking about derek naked now ]

and you can't go anyway
because if i have to suffer in this hellhole i'm dragging you kicking and screaming with me
:)

[ also he'd miss you so ]

[triskeles]

I leave my cat to you.
Make sure to take good care of her while I'm gone.
That life just isn't right for someone so young.

Like you could actually drag me.

[ he won't leave for long he'd miss bickerflirting if he did ]

[hypercompetent]

maybe she's a werecheetah haha
she'd probably join you in your friggin rumpus
but i've so got you

i could and would
don't doubt me i've had to get scott out of bed to go to school before

[triskeles]

That is the second time someone's mentioned werecheetahs.
But I highly doubt Paige is one.

You held me up in the pool but I doubt you could drag me.
I used to have to do that with Cora, though.

[hypercompetent]

yeah i heard it from isaac :P
work bitch
or something

yeah you're damn right i did
be impressed
you were heavy as fuck i'm gonna hold that (ha) over your head until we're 90
or i'm 90 and you're like old as balls
:P
dude you have to tell me as many embarrassing stories about her as possible

[triskeles]

Isaac usually sends me the strangest texts possible.
But the Britney texts were the most ridiculous ever.
He asked me if she was a kanima.

That's a really long time. I'd be almost a 100 in your years. [ BEING AN ASSHOLE. ]
I still think you should've run when I told you to, but I appreciate that you didn't.
So maybe I'll share some embarrassing stories about my baby sister.