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[hypercompetent]

Yo, this is Stiles. I'm out saving the world or something, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
text > voicemail > email > whatever!

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voicemail » singing egos event, night

[disparage]

[ saying caroline's a little drunk is kind of an understatement. ever since she's found the bar on the fifth floor, she's found herself a permanent fixture there over the last few days after lena's disappearance. she should've known better, to leave her phone in her room. but, here she is, sitting in the bar, and she decides to dial stiles' number and leave him a rather lengthy voice message of mariah's hero. even though it's meant to be about her boasting, why not stroke someone else's ego? ]

And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you

[ for your convenience, caroline sounds like this. and with a whoops, she hangs up. ]

text; this is the best

[hypercompetent]

[ stiles, to his credit, listens to the whole thing. he covers his face halfway through, but he laughs anyway, because oh my god. caroline, you're hilarious. and yes, he is a little bit touched. ]

I'm keeping that forever, consider yourself blackmailable. :) Thank you.

text; you are the best

[disparage]

[ caroline smacks her forehead against the counter and mutters ow. with her chin pressed against it, she narrows her eyes as she tries to type her message. ]

NOOOOOOO

Y Ou are to deLETE it ST ILNI SKY!!!!

IMMUSHLY !!!

[ she's better at texting while drunk when her elbows aren't planted on the counter and her gaze can barely see what she's typing. ]